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This journal ... [15 Jul 2007|12:22pm] ... exists only so I can make comments about other people's :) Can you feel this?

I am [25 Jun 2007|11:50pm] [ mood | touched ] Iron Man Mmmmmm, 1| Can you feel this?

BITCHES!!!!! [20 Jan 2006|02:10am] [ mood | thirsty ] [ music | Orgy: Candyass. Yes, I'm serious ] Let's update this shit. Mmmmmm, 2| Can you feel this?

Come here, baby. [05 Jun 2004|11:53pm] [ mood | pleased ] [ music | Zappa & The Mothers - My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama ] I start all the trends. Mmmmmm, 1| Can you feel this?

Who Knew? [15 May 2004|12:22am] [ mood | mellow ] [ music | Benny Benassi-Satisfaction ] I scored 46¾% on the classic 400 Point Purity Test! Take the test here! Mmmmmm, 1| Can you feel this?

Shit. [25 Mar 2004|12:42pm] [ mood | bouncy ] So the best thing to happen in that past couple days is that they tore up a lot of the grass and put fertilizer down everywhere (read: shit), and then it rained, and now it's getting really warm. Ahh, the intoxicating aroma of sun-warmed liquid feces. Can you feel this?

And what are my suite mates eating today? [12 Feb 2004|09:18pm] [ mood | distressed ] Octopus Fried Rice, of course. Can you feel this?

. . . [12 Feb 2004|02:11pm] [ mood | bestenched ] What sorcery is this, that maketh yon hall smell so much like the human armpit? Mmmmmm, 2| Can you feel this?

There it is [03 Feb 2004|12:08am] [ mood | content ] Dreams where Frank Zappa is visiting me at college are the best kinds of dreams ever. Mmmmmm, 1| Can you feel this?

What the hell is going on over there? [02 Feb 2004|01:25am] [ mood | perplexed ] "Your fingers are too big for my nose holes." -My roommate, to her boyfriend Mmmmmm, 2| Can you feel this?

Mother Knows Best [01 Feb 2004|11:45pm] [ mood | pleased ] "And who's the greatest boy of them all? Of course, it's Bill Clinton." -My Mother Can you feel this?

Reminder [29 Jan 2004|02:28pm] [ mood | sexually aggressive ] This Sunday: Super Sex & Aggression Fest. Don't forget to tune in. Can you feel this?

Everyone should know: [27 Jan 2004|09:21pm] [ mood | grateful ] [ music | Tenacious D - Tribute ] "The orange button on our walkies it the battery test button. You press it, and this little light comes on, telling you the charge of your battery. If you happen to come across a police walkie, do not press the orange button. The orange button means 'Officer Down'." Mmmmmm, 2| Can you feel this?

Lean on Me [26 Jan 2004|11:20pm] [ mood | full ] [ music | Vivaldi: The Four Seasons ] It's okay, everybody. No matter what happens, The Lando is here for you. Mmmmmm, 2| Can you feel this?

There. [25 Jan 2004|11:34am] [ mood | accomplished ] Are you happy? You should be. Mmmmmm, 6| Can you feel this?

Cash [15 Dec 2003|01:02am] [ mood | chipper ] Early one morning while making the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down I went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head! Can you feel this?

That's MY Weather Lady! [15 Dec 2003|12:21am] [ mood | incensed ] Who left a kissy print on Marny?! Mmmmmm, 2| Can you feel this?

Damn these are good [10 Dec 2003|02:16pm] [ mood | cheerful ] Cashews: nuts of the gods. Mmmmmm, 1| Can you feel this?

I've got it. [08 Dec 2003|10:32pm] [ mood | extravalicious ] Life would be better with more EXTRAVAGANZAS. Can you feel this?

Damn Your Eyes [07 Dec 2003|06:26pm] [ mood | nefarious ] The icicle: the perfect weapon for the perfect crime. Can you feel this?

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